Hey Matt - Your humor and writing skills are appreciable but srsly no one is interested in this topic. Do Media folks have no self respect at all that they clamor in such a slavish manner trying to get glimpses into mortal lives. These folks arent so great really. They are just HYPED persons. Ash cant act, her films have flopped and Abhi dude still holds daddy's hand. This frenzy looks as foolish as the fakeness of their marriage. But I must add, you write well.
