You sure have written a most moronic piece, one which is going to obstruct my new career.
I am now on the verge of being a great film maker. I am just about to make it big because I have figured out the future and the kind of stories that will deliver forthcoming bollywood hits.
These films will tell stories that will have no conflict.
Conflict is bad, and when its shown on cinema screen, it pervades the homes of the millions that watch cinema.
Thus, no murder, rape, clash of good and evil (there will be no evil, stupid!), bribery, corruption, poverty (cinema is responsible for millions still living below poverty line), hunger, starvation, discomfort, swear words, alcohol, etc.
In fact, I am already writing stories where people will also never be shown relaxing, resting, or sleeping, because all this idling is bad for mind and body.
Therefore, I request you to stop writing such columns.
So that I can write those great stories of the future.
