Hospitals - The guy can open you up and but has no idea of closing up Automobile Industry - Never heard of clutch assembly but he has remembered to put the gear pedal. Pharmaceutical - Got the mix wrong, so you get a all in one tablet IT - Boy, you have let all the viruses in, now gone running to look around for an antibiotic IT - Will be talking gibberish to his foreign clients, and that is the end of the contract. IT BPO - Oh, boy, imagine trying to sell a product or give a service support, in hinglish, pinglish, bonglish, kinglish or any other of local languages Airlines - Has learned the art of take off, so just cater for a few parachutes when you board next time. Airline Counter - Heard of check in, so when the plane lands, rushes to check you out of the aircraft. Hotel Industry - Boy, what will be the menu you will order and what are you going to get Engineering Services - Pretty quick at dismantling, but then you better have a budget to pay as compensation for a new machine. Tourism - Book for Pattani and go to Kittani Like someone said on this forum, have special boards for each industry as per their individual needs like: - Hospitals - Now approaching danger zone, quota doctors only for quota patients Airline - Please show your parachute at the boarding gate 5 Star Hotels - Please bring a print of the menu you wish to order WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY. IN THIS COUNTRY, ALL POLITICAL PARTIES ARE BENT UPON DIVIDING THIS COUNTRY TO FULFILL THEIR GREED
