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Secret Formula by KVPatil MA,LLB@Camproad.satara
by vaghelasv on Sep 24, 2007 07:22 PM   Permalink

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Dummy's Guide to Fortune!!
1. Get married to NRI and make him pay for your visa to UK/USA/AUS etc.Such fake marriage certificate readily available at anadnagar Pune.If trouble contact Kalpana Bhnage@anadnagar Pune!! or even call Ramesh Bhnage@poona.Hospitals!!

2. Stay with him at his expense and travel most exotic places on the world at his expenses.
ask vasant rokade@MIDC.Satara!!

3. After you get residence permit in few weeks, Call police and register a fake Domestic Violence case ageist him. No ned to even go to the court or Poilce.just one call to 999.

4. Apply for Home right application, expel him from his own home and stay happily at his home at his expense.call Dr ashok Rokade@Midland.NHS for help!!

5. Apply for green card/ILR to stay and work in the country as Victim of Domestic Violence. No cost to you and all will be done by single visits to Citizen Advise Centre .just go to www.landresgitry.co.uk,download form 11 and fax 2 pages!!

6 after you get greencard, come back to India and get married to your old BF or find one new for you.

You are richer by a million rupee if you compare average value and asset of average NRI. These has been tested by my ex. at satara and now she is cohabitating with her cousin!!
All at my cost!!

The littlest victim. Who has paid the biggest price of all.
Mr. Purushottam Sejul
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DEMOCRACY IS A HYPOCRACY IN INDIA


Mr. Purushottam Sejul
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