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Rules to play with australia
by karthika karthika on Jan 11, 2008 01:48 AM   Permalink | Hide replies

(1) Ricky Ponting (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE . As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE's decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, if the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre peripheral distance) , the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. For further clarification contact the FOURTH UMPIRE . This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING , AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP; as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY , this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES will be given a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board .

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players in the world on the field. The OPPONENT TEAM should never comment anything, if done, it will be considered

(6) All AUSTRALIAN pla

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  RE:Rules to play with australia
by Janardhan Boyella on Jan 11, 2008 02:34 AM   Permalink
Well said..which are true..in this series

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