I completely agree with Kumble that the neo stars of cricket need professional help so that they can manage themselves well.I am a psychoanalyst and I have developed a simple but effective medicine.It is called "HUNTER".When ever I am contracted to manage team members I will sit in the Team Pit by the side of boundry with my "HUNTER".When ever BHajji types show their bad side I will get in and just give some lashes using my "HUNTER".The dose is proportional to the severity of offence.So may be I will have to crack the "HUNTER" 10 times for Bhajji and 5 times of Sreesanth and may be 3 times for Yuvraj.I may just have to wave the "HUNTER" from boundry for people like Saurav or Ishan Sharma.If after using this medicine for 1 year BHajji shows no improvement thyen I will be forced to give "HUNTERS" to both the umpires and all members of team playing against BHajji.How's that???
RE:I can help Bhajji and the likes!
by VSR on Apr 30, 2008 01:02 PM Permalink
Hi, there are lots of stakes in IPL tournament. Please let them know your fees for managing these guys with your HUNTER. Possibly, you will also become famous as you may get publicity and endorsements options for you to earn your money and I will manage you with HUNTER again for fees from IPL. How's that?
