in Australia Ganguly handlle the situtation better then anybody in the world cricket Stewve Wagh waited for him for the toss. Indian are also better in game of words then aussi. our new player will get use to it will hold the nerves and keep their cool beat the aussi in their own game.
RE:GANGULY CAN HANDLE THIS BETTER
by Ifear paceman on Oct 10, 2007 11:47 AM Permalink
our Dada is there.That is why they are performing.Our Dada will make mincemeat of australian bowling need not worry.
He will directly look into eyes of Brett Lee Braken Clerk etc. agressively.He will go under their skin, Shirt, Pant. They fear Dada. And in mean time Yuvi Dhoni Tendulkar Dravid Uthappa will score runs against them.
As usual bowling will get thrashed but then Ranadeb will come and beat Ponting and others. Ganguly will catch diving. Every thing will be allright. And if these Lee and Braken Clerk & company do not get disturbed by Dada's agressive postures we shall keep two cammondos around Dada so they wont show any agression towards Dada. And what for afterall the shirt is he will wave it around. If situation goes beyond control don't worry he is great leader pant is also at his disposal.
If Dada gets into trouble with Hayden or Symonds like strong men still he will use his Super intelligence. He keeps spinach like in Popeye show.in his pocket he will eat it and then zoom...... Hayden or Symonds or anybody are gone with the wind.....
If this thing fails plan B will come into picture. We shall call Australians at Eden Gardens and boo them. If they show finger or any thing we shall call Naxalites to do the job.
plan C We will ask all NDTV Times now cameramans specially bengali journos to edit cut those shots to inspire Indians. Still if the things fail we shall call Boria Mujumdar to Disfigure all stats and show that we have actually won aga
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by saurabh agarwal on Oct 10, 2007 12:03 PM Permalink
Bhai paceman, pata hona chaiye ki on field players ke paas pockets nahin hoti? Ab tum keh rahe ho Ki dada on field Spinach rakhta bhi hai aur khata bhi hai? Mujhe samajh main nahin aa raha ki dada kahan rakhta hai aur kahan se khaata hai.
RE:GANGULY CAN HANDLE THIS BETTER
by saurabh agarwal on Oct 10, 2007 11:56 AM Permalink
Saale Bengalion, Tumhe Dada ka choosne ke alawa koi kaam nahin hai kya. Desh main aur koi community is tarah ki harkat nahin karti. Jab dekho Dada Dada, tumhari dadi ki roz maarta hai kya? Saala Dimaag paka diya. Agar itna hi mast player tha to chhati par ball aati dekh kar phat kyun jaati thi. Duniya bhar ne short ball daal daala kar maari hai Dada ki, phir bhi saale rote rehte ho. Theek hai ki captain accha tha, par usse na to fielding hoti hai aur na hi dauda jaata hai, aur alsi itne the ki practice main nahin jaate the, jab Pichwaade par laat padi, tab jaakar thoda hosh aaya hai. Aise logon ko kya kehna chaiye, mere khayal se tum bhi jaante ho.
