RE:Pls circulate to Indian Cricket Team
by Ifear paceman on Oct 10, 2007 11:58 AM Permalink
Want to know real agression? our Dada is there.That is why they are performing.Our Dada will make mincemeat of australian bowling need not worry.
He will directly look into eyes of Brett Lee Braken Clerk etc. agressively.He will go under their skin, Shirt, Pant. They fear Dada. And in mean time Yuvi Dhoni Tendulkar Dravid Uthappa will score runs against them.
As usual bowling will get thrashed but then Ranadeb will come and beat Ponting and others. Ganguly will catch diving. Every thing will be allright. And if these Lee and Braken Clerk & company do not get disturbed by Dada's agressive postures we shall keep two cammondos around Dada so they wont show any agression towards Dada. If they come one by one then Dada will thrash them Bollywood style.And what for afterall the shirt is he will wave it around. If situation goes beyond control don't worry he is great leader pant is also at his disposal he will wave that also..
If Dada gets into trouble with Hayden or Symonds like strong men still he will use his Super intelligence. He keeps spinach like in Popeye show.in his pocket he will eat it and then zoom...... Hayden or Symonds or anybody are gone with the wind.....
If this thing fails plan B will come into picture. We shall call Australians at Eden Gardens and boo them. If they show finger or any thing we shall call Naxalites to do the job.
plan C We will ask all NDTV Times now cameramans specially bengali journos to edit cut those shots to inspire India
