Following Dravid's ouster and Sachin's refusal, Sreesanth (wearing an army uniform) stormed into the BCCI Office this morning and declared Indian Cricket in the state of EMERGENCY! He said he is ready to take on the reigns of Test Captaincy for the good of Indian Cricket. He was accompanied by some aged (read 'experienced') Mallu Communist Party Workers who Sreesanth mentioned would be able to help him run the BCCI. Players like Gautam Gambhir, Parthiv Patel, Suresh Raina are very happy as the Left Party workers mentioned that to advertise their party, the selection would obviously favor left handed players!
Meanwhile, the ICC is tightlipped about the situation and only the ICC Defensive Secretary Ms. RiceorWheat has spoken out. She asked Sreesanth to shed his uniform or leave w'office. She mentioned that this kind of behaviour was only expected after all the antics we saw during the Australia series. She further detailed that due to lack of performance, Sreesanth's place in the team was in doubt and hence this move by him!
Opposition parties like MS 'Sharif' Dhoni & Yuvraj 'Bhutto' Shingh have urged people to take to the streets and protest and urged TV Channels to play RangDeBasanti to motivate people.
Meanwhile Sreesanth is busy setting up shop in BCCI premises... Being a Mallu he is continuing the tradition of setting up tea shops everywhere!
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