1) Sehwag opening (One day i score some runs..ha ha. Don't depend on me..team should understand there are only batting with nine wickets,always one down 0/1) 2) Uthappa (very less experience...cannot withstand pressure..ball is not coming to bat) 3) Tendulkar (Already tired..not getting sunfeast biscuits in windies) 4) Ganguly (desperate to score some runs to play for some more years..50 runs in 150 balls) 5) Yuvraj (Score some runs, get out..aim to become captain after WC) 6) Dhoni (Already on top of fame and money...why cricket? Modeling is the first agenda) 7) Dravid (techniques..where is it..google search..) 8) Zaheer (underestimating batsmen..opening bowler greed..one day i play well) 9) Harbhajan (Where is my spin gone? Batting..hehehe) 10) Munaf (My height is the problem..cannot bend) 11) Agarkar (Please keep me out..you guys are not understanding..i cannot play cricket yaar) Rest of the team is busy on shopping spree...they have got a huge list for shopping from the playing 11) Coach chappel (will ICC allow me to play for team india? Long time since visited australia. Thanks for the team for allowing me to visit australia soon)
