Dada is taking his nap. He will wake up and play when the World cup begins.
The players are not conspiring against each other. Yes, but they are conspiring against the Indian fans.
Read this:
To The Indian Cricket (gilli-danda) team:
Boys,
Stick to the plan as always.
Win a couple of interesting matches. Lose the crucial ones dramatically!
Remember, crores and crores of Indian fans have to be fooled (you can sample their messages here), so make it look authentic.
Also, never forget you are the Indian team, no matter what the outcome your fans will continue to love you ...... this love is not only blind, it is deaf and dumb too.
So enjoy your vacation in the Caribbean. Get a lot of rest. Do not worry about Cricket, it is like an Indian government job ..... sub kuch chalta hain!!
Do not stay out in the Sun for too long it may affect your ability to act dejected for the photographs taken at the airport by the Indian press when you return.
