Here's what our Indian Cricket Team Members want to say after losing the world cup:
DRAVID - Don't worry friends. Agla world cup hum hee jeetenge agar mujhe meri pasand ki team,mere pasand ka selector, mere pasand ka coach aur mujhe captain fir se bana diya jai! Aur agar phir bhi bahar ho gaye to karna kya hai, phir sorry bol denge apne country ke 'common people' to 'Ullu' hain, phir ullu ban jayenge....haaa....haaa!
SEHWAG - Bermuda kaafi strong team thi. I think main form me vapas aa gaya hun mera 2011 World Cup me khelna banta hai na Vensarkar sir!!
SACHIN - Please mujhe mat nikalo. Mujko coach hi bana dalo. Sab mere hi piche pade hue hain!
GANGULY - Maine to pehle hee bola tha. Sona chandi chawanprash saath le chalo. Bokachoda!! Bhishan sonkkat aa gaya na! Socha tha ki super 8 me cheating korega e Drovid se lekin ye to pehla round me hi horwa diya!! Vengsorkaar!! hamko captain banao fir se!!
DHONI - Next world cup mey main salman khan jaisa hair cut rakhunga. Shayad kismet saath de de!
HARBHAJAN - Nepal ki team mey apna resume de dunga, shayad usi ki taraf se agla world cup khel lu! Barmuda aur Ireland to mujhe lene se rahe!