Kiranji Moreji was recently interviewed by Pawarji and Vengsarkarji...........here's the interview chat transcript.................................. Kiran More enters and gets seated. Standing up, he delivers the following opening statement-
"I am happy to be here, you know, being able to present my case as to why, you know, I am the best choice for India%u2019s next coach. At quarter the price that Greg charged, I can do the same things that he did, lose bladder-control and leak everywhere, you know, make the players wear silly hats - actually I stole his notebook from his bedroom (please dont ask me what I was doing there) and have memorized everything. Why do you need Whatmore when you have KiranMore? And remember, the "More" is our national bird........[shaking his ass like a dancing peacock]...you."
Vengsarkar - "Yes we know. Thank you sir, we shall take that under consideration."
Pawar whispers to Vengsarkar: "Keep the fact that he is anti-Dalmiya in his record." Vengsarkar nods.