INDIAN TEAM AND BCCI DETERMINED THE CAUSE OF THE EXIT OF TEAM INDIA IN WC (AND WHAT THEY WERE DOING WHILE THE MATCH WAS IN PROGRESS) DURING THEIR APR 06,2006 MEETING AND THIS WAS RELEASED TO THE PRESS:
1) GANGULY- WAS FANTASIZING ABOUT f6%^&% A BANGLADESHI WOMEN DURING THE MATCHES
2) UTHAPPA;DISCOVERED THAT HE IS STILL A BOY AND IS NOT A MAN YET!
3) DRAVID:GOT A SMS PREVOIS NIGHT FROM HIS WIFE THAT HIS HOUSE WALL HAD COLLAPSED
4)SACHIN:WAS BUSY PREPARING NEW RECIPES FOR HIS RESTAURANT
5)DHONI: FOUND THAT HE HE FORGOT TOWEAR HIS UNDERWEAR DURING THE MATCHES
6) AGARKAR: WAS FUCKED BY A ELECTRIC EEL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT,THE DAY BEFORE A CRICKET MATCH
7) SEHWAG: FOUND HIS MOTHER IS A SHE MALE
8)HARBHAJAN: SUFFERING FROM SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS,SO FORGOT TO SPIN.
9)ZAHEER KHAN: WAS THINKING OF CONVERTING TO CHRISTIANITY SO THAT HE COULD PLAY LIKE AUSTRALIANS IN NEXT WC
10) MUNAF: WAS DOING FIELDING PRACTISE MENTALLY DURING THE MATCHES.
11)YUVRAJ: YUVRAJ WAS PRACTISING HOW TO MAKE OTHERS RUN OUT WHILE FIELDING AND HOW TO RUN IN BETWEEN WICKETS,MENTALLY
AND LAST OF ALL CHAPPEL WAS FORCED TO F*&* A 70 YEAR OLD TORTOISE BY SHARAD PAWAR EVERY NIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH!!AS HE WAS DOING THE SAME THOUGH NOT BY FORCE!!
