Our Indian team after return have undertaken rigourous Tapas. God is pleased and is willing to offer a Boon to them. Dravid :- Oh God - we should win next world cup God :- Dravid - it is possible with some alterations in the squad. You should remove a key person Dravid - Ok - I will remove Gone - guly Ganguly - Dravid this is unfair. I was with you for so long - don't do it - I have a curse - I cannot go alone - I have to take some body - I will take Shewag Dravid - No chance - Shewag will be with me - if you want you take Sachin Sachin - Dravid - I have a blessing - if Yuvaraj is not in team - I score - so send off Yuvaraj Yuvaraj - Dravid I have a gift - I run with short hair - so send off Dhoni - better for the team Dhoni - Dravid - no chance - I am blessed with only long hair to hide my brainless head - send off Zakeer Zakeer - After so many drop outs, only now I got a chance to show my capacity - don't drop me - drop sreesanth, agarkar, patel and everyone but keep me Dravid - if everyone is dropping out like this what will I do God - Dravid don't worry - 2011 world cup is over and do Tapas for the next world cup and decide amongst yourself who is to be dropped. Dravid - God - we are very much obliged. Boys start Tapas again. You may take a break - go for ad and return as you have been doing while playing. God - I have to find a place to hide myself before they go on Tapas again
