Dada to Jugs - Jaggu Uncle, they dropped me from the team
Jaggu Uncle - uh-oh, I have too many of my own problems, beta. I have milked the cricket cow for as much as it is worth. Now its time for me to enjoy it. You go talk to the new pres. Saurav running to Sp - Uncle, I want to play. these boys aren't taking me in the side. SP Why not? Dada - cos I am scared of bouncers. I keep getting out. The problem is this happens only with big countries. Against Ecuador and Congo and Namibia and UAE I am always in form. SP - So, how can I get you in if you keep getting out? Dada - I have an idea. I will never get out. I wont take singles so that way I can never get run out. I will just play and play. People can't kick me out bcos I never got out.
SP - But wouldn't that be playing against Dravid? Dravid won so many games for you. When you got out so easily in both the innings against Aus, he scored. When you got scared in the game in Nagpur against Aus, he bravely captained. When you were on the verge of losing the previous WC, tendulkar hit a rich vein of form to take you till the finals when all you scored was 3, 107 (as usual against Kenya), 112 (against Namibia), 24, 24, 48, 8, 9, 19
Dada - Yeah but who cares?
SP - who cares? I don't. Anyway, nobody does You can be in the team.
