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laugh-shame to indian cricket players.
by krishna chaitanya on Apr 17, 2007 02:07 PM

have a nice Laaaaugh...........



Don't miss the last one which is the ultimate !!!



- What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?

The entire Indian Innings.



- Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?

In Advertisements.



- When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?

When he is bowling.



- What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?

The walk back to the pavilion.



- How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?

Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.



- What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

3 runs in 3 balls



- What is the height of optimism ?

Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.



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Phone Call for Sehwag:

Indian Team Manager : 'Hello'(over Phone)

Wife :'Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.'

Indian Team Manager:'Sorry,he is just going to bat'

Wife:'No Problem Manager, I will Hold on'

players

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