Dravid: Thank god im married to a doctor.At least im well off if im dropped from the team. What will you guys do?
Sachin: Hila! my wife is a doctor too.
Sehwag:Sirji mere paas maa hai!
Yuvraj: Hey mai to Kim Sharma se shaadi karoonga aur film mein bhi role milega afterall Kim ki har film to hit hoti hai na!
Harbhajan: Mai bhi wahi karoonga jo Yuvi kar raha hai. Mere pas 'axperience' bhi hai.
Uthappa: Mai apni naam ki business karoonga. (get it... idli, dosa, uthappa ka business)
Dhoni: Mein paach litre dhoodh pita hoon ab woh bhi nahin kar sakta kyon ki mere gao ke saare doodh wale mujse pareshaan hai. unki businss kharab ho sakti hai. Apne baal ko aur lamba karke mumbai ke sadhkon par hijda ban jaaonga
