PM: no strict laws are needed to fight terrorism. we will strongly complain to pakistan about terror attacks and hopefully they will behave.
FM: we will fight terrorism. we will pay money to muslims died in terror attacks.
sonia: terrorists have no religion. I will make sure all India will be catholic soon.
Raul, Biyanka: we want to settle in Italy and chill out.
CPM: pakistanis are our brothers, they are merely angry with us so don't be bothered by 20 terror attacks in last 4 years. we are merely chinese stooges and hate India's culture and heritage.
Shivraj patil: terrorist are our brothers and sisters and our vote banks, we will never harm them. I used to be maratha but now a enunch dancing for sonia.
Pratibha patil: all I want to do is work as housemaid in sonia's mansion. don't get me involved here please.
Lalu: there are no terrorists in India. No terror attack has ever happened. I am arranging more trains to bring bangladeshi jihadis and pakistani terrorists straight into Indian cities.
SP, Mulayam: Bangla jihadis are good people and my vote banks. India will benefit from their jihadi work.
Mayawati: I still don't understand how bad UP is messed up with jihadi sleeper cells.
