Goa - to be renamed as Goassia with it's capital as Goscow in honour of the russians who have enriched our country with opium.
Kashmir - to be renamed as Cashistan with it's capital as Srislamabad in honour of the jihadis from pakistan who have brought in a lot of weapons and pakistani currency for our bharat mata Sonia!!.
Assam - to be renamed as Assjeing in honour of the chineese who have made this their home.
Chattisgarh - to be renamed as chattipal with capital as chattimandu as part of goodwill gesture to nepal by the commies to the naxalites.
TamilNadu - to be renamed as Tamilanka now that the perishing tamil tigers are swimming back to DMK's den.
Nandigram - to be renamed as Tiananmen Square in memory of the laying of the foundation of Authoritarian capitalism imbibed by our commies from their counterpart Hu (Who?)
Arunachal Pradesh - AP? We need to ask the chineese if we can rename AP.
