Gabbar To Sonia : Tum logon ka kya khandani Kotha (Brothel) hai Rai Bairelly aur amethi mein? SONIA : Sardar mera to Italy mein hai, Rai Bairelly mein to meri SAUTAN INDRA KHAN KA THA ;) GABBAR : Abey woh teri saas thi yaa sautan ( Gabbar Confused) Sonia to GABBAR: YEH ANDAR KI BAAT HAI ;) Kye mein Rai Beirelly jakar thumke lagaon.? ( A LONG SILENCE.......................................... )(Sonia Rahul and Priyanka trembling with fear ) Gabbar : Abey teri wrinkled chipkali jaisi gori chamri dekhne kon aayega Gabbar to Rahul : Tera kya hoga Kaliya ?? (Rahul Shivering with fear ) Rahul : Sardar mein KAALIYA nahin, mein to ek dum chikna aur gora hoon apne pita jee Shri Quotrocchi jaisa. Gabbar Singh aap bhi congress join kar lo, hum apko bhi Gabbar Singh se Gabbar Gandhi bana denge Gabbar : SUAAAAR KE BAACHHONNNNNNNNNNN ! SAB KE SAB PIRATED GANDHI !!! AAA THOOOOO Gabbar : Congress ke teen SUAAAAR aur rally mein log 2 bohut naa insafi hai KYE SOCH KAR AAYE THE YAHAN DESH KI JANTA BOTHU KHUS HOGI !!!! AAA THOOOOOOOOOOO !! Gabbar : Arey O Sambha kitni bullet hain re hamri pistol mein Sambha : sardar 3
