I did not want to say anything against the Punjabis because some of my best friends have been Punjabis. So god forgive me for what I am doing here. But this Punju has gone bonkers over here, so here I go:
a) Largest number of illegal immigrants from India are Punjus (remember that Bhangra group racket) b) Largest number of fake auto parts are made in Punjab c) Lowest female/male ratio is in Punjab d) Maximum number of female foeticide occurs in Punjab So indeed Punjab is a number one (numero uno) state!