George W Bush, Putin, Musharaf, and Buddhadeb Battacharya (aka bengal goonda) were in a bar talking about god and existence,when all of sudden god appeared and said that they could ask one question each.
Bush asks - God, will US be able to win a war on Iran? God - Not in your lifetime. Putin- God ,will Russia become a superpower like in past? God - Not in your lifetime. Musharaf - God, will I become Pakistan president for life? God - Not in your lifetime. Buddhadeb Battacharya - Will CPM Ruled West Bengal become a developed and prosperous state ? God - Sighs and says softly - Not in my lifetime.