Truth-AQ Khan style: Who postulated the Theory of Relativity? Einstein? No! It was AQ Khan's father, Einstein stole it from him. Who postulated the Quantum Theory? Max Planck? No! It was again AQ Khan's uncle. Max Planck stole it from him. Who gave the atom bomb to the US? The scientists from the Trinity project? No! It were AQ Khan's relative from the nukkad of Lahore. The Trinity scientists stole it from them. Who gave the US missile technology? The captured scientists of Hitlet's Nazi regime? No! It was AQ Khan's cousin, the missile scientists stole the technology from him. Who helped launch the first man to the moon? NASA? No, it was AQ Khan, NASA actually stole the technology from him. Who gave the equation for the Hydrogen Atom? Neils Bohr? No, no, it was AQ Khan's father, Neils Bohr stole it from him. Now how can one blame AQ Khan, if the world does not believe him?
Why did it take Pakistan 24 years' time to attempt detonating a nuclear device after India did it? Because AQ Khan was learning Chinese and North Korean. Why was he learning those languages? Because the nuclear-bomb-do-by-yourself-theft-kit was printed in Chinese with examples in North Korean!
