Bacha Pak(To Chacha USA): Chacha mujhay bhi Papa(India) jaisa khilona chaiyeh. Chacha: Beta, main tumhay yeh nahi de sakta, tum exam main fail(AQ Khan) hotay hoo, aur cheating(terrorism) bhi kartay hoo. Aur tum pados(Osama from Afganistan) say cheezeh chori kar kay chupa kar rakhtay hoo.