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Unexploded Bombs?
by All Right on Jul 31, 2008 09:29 AM

News channels flashed the recovery of the 21st bomb placed behind a metal advertising hoarding. No one can spot the bomb as it is well hidden. The bomb diffusing squads had to cut the metal to get at the bomb!

Bomb Scare - BJP Style

Step 1: Plant the bomb (by BJP activists)
Step 2: Police starts check up in the city (silently)
Step 3: Start finding the bombs from their places (police trying to become hero)
Step 4: Call media and show them the bomb (scare the people)
Step 5: Blame it on some unknown minority group
Step 6: Hack an American's email id and send mail using a muslim name
Step 7: Create public sympathy for BJP and hatred for ruling party (congress)
Step 8: Election time talk only of the blasts and glorify own self how they saved the people from the bombs (which they themselves planted)
Step 9: Moronic public votes for them
Step 10: Follow all the above steps when next election approached

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