Lalu Yadav Commission has informed us that Muslims are being wrongly scapegoated for these unfortunate events by the evil Brahmin/BJP/RSS/VHP communal forces. There were no bomb blasts. It was merely an unfortunate coincidence that VHP Kar Sevaks in 17 different locations had clumsily knocked over kerosene lamps all at the same time, resulting in 17 simultaneous blazes. Vote for Lalu, save the country from conspiracies! Stop Hitler Modi! Embrace the Communist Utopia! 72 Virgins for anyone who can invent a spill-proof kerosene lamp! Lalu will make the trains run on time! (except the ones that catch fire due to clumsy kar sevaks)
