Lalu bhai tells us that these were not 17 simultaneous bomb blasts. These were actually 17 kerosene lamps that were accidentally spilled at the same time, across 17 different parts of the city, by 17 different groups of clumsy VHP pilgrims. These 17 unfortunate coincidences resulted in 17 different blazes simultaneously, which the communal forces (VHP/RSS/VHP) are now trying to blame upon Muslim jihadis. Bring back Lalu Commission to investigate these events, and the truth will come out! For Truth, Justice, and Kerosene Lamp Safety, vote Lalu Prasad Yadav! He makes the trains run on time - except when they burn!
