commie (making himself comfortable in a train seat): wonderful day it is, nice train. bjp guy just seated next: yes. commie: love the color too, it is red. b: (makes a face) i could add white to it, symbolizing sanity, and make it orange. where you headed? c: kolkatta. you? b: well, me too, we are co-passengers. c: the train suddenly feels small now. b: may be you have grown suddenly big. c: no, you have. b: no, you have c: you b: you. c: you wouldn't happen to be communlaist, would you? b: you wouldn't happen to be a commie, would you? c: well of course, proudly so. b: of course me too, proudly so.
(it goes on)
c: well, you know since we both are in the same train, we got to travel in peace. so let me tell you something nice. b: must be my lucky day. c: look, there are only two parties with a firm belief and principles; yours and mine. the rest are bunch of horse trading opportunist cowards. b: yes, i agree and cowards they are.
b: (after a pause) however, our principles seem to work better than yours though.
(train rolls into kolkata station).
commie (smacking the bjp guy): no ours work better, you communalist. you are now in my territory. b: oh, time to part company, i see. you have home court advantage. does bal thackrey know about your relatives working in commie media in mumbai?
