According to the latest report, Almighty God visited George Bush to greet him on the eve of American Independence day and told him, “I have entrusted the nuclear technology to your country and to our sweet little baby Israel only and no one else. Both of you are allowed to possess this technology and do whatever you like to do with it. If you ever get to know anyone who has the brains to use this technology you should immediately finish him off and grind him to dust and make him your slave if you are unable to destroy him”.
