I am extending your thoughts... a. we could have chicken minister (CM!) b. chicken council with equal number of hens, cocks, and chicken represented c. the minister will tell the bird flu virus not to attack chickens, but all fundamentalists. d. the secular chickens will form their own politburo and will support all initiatives of communists.
Unfortunately, the poultry owners do not seem to love these resolutions of chickens. Since they are anyway dying, they do not want politically aware chickens to build unions. Hence they have decided to kill and sell as many as possible (even if the bird flu infected). This is increasing the risk of all secular and commies being infected in the coming weeks...