Those who are unhappy in Mumbai are welcome to migrate to Chennai with following conditions : 1) Biharies must not eat Chattu. 2) Punjabies must not make late night Bhangra 3) Gujraties must mix with local people 4) UP walas must not practice dirty politics 5) Bengalies must not do their Adda 6) Keralites must not talk about Gulf fortune 7) Kannadigan should come with their own water 8) Andhraits must not speak about Telugu pride 9) Goanese must wear dhoti, not half pants 10) Hariyanvis should speak softly 11) Himachalies must hide their skin colour 12) MP walas should live like local tribals 13) Assamies should not speak Hindi at all 14) Maharastrians must bow to Karunanidhi 15) All NE people shouldn't touch drugs 16) Andamanies must not do fishing business 17) Jharkhandies shouldn't behave like Dhoni 18) Rajasthanies must take regular bath 19) Uttaranchalies must not wear caps Above all, all migrants must declare that Idli-Bada is the best food in the world.
