I am a South Indian. In South India, people call me a "barbaric Aryan" because I belong to a so-called upper caste and happen to have fair skin. In North India, people call me a "stinking Dravidian" since I was born in South India. Where exactly am I supposed to belong to now? North India or South India or both or neither? This is pretty funny and silly. My situation often reminds me of Vishwamitra's Trishanku swarga which is neither on earth nor in heaven.
