Living outside India, I am an Indian who cannot tolerate if Indians are seen as poor, backward, dirty people. I would die to protect my Indian-ness. Living in India, I am an Indian who cannot tolerate our fellow Indians from other states/religion/region. I think Biharis are dirty and theives. I make fun of sardars. I make fun of south indians, north indians, baniyas, doodhwalas. Who am I?