tarun vijay: mere priya hindu bandhuo(n), we must live in unity, we are one people, one country. united we stand , divided we fall. mumbai hindu: right. we love you, that's very nice. what brings you here? tv: say hello, to my 10 million friends from u.p. who would like to live with you. mh: god bless them all. well, we would love to be their host. but we already are 30 million here already, and our house is full. tv: well, that's mighty narrow minded of you. mh: but we can hardly breathe here, we are choking as it is. we will get killed if you bring in 10 mils more. tv: you will die, but look at the bright side; you will look united and pretty. mh: you look ripe to run for office. tv: for mayor of mumbai? mh: no, for cm of u.p.
