- stand in line and wait for your turn to be served. ----> No offence gujjus chagans,bhaiyyas - do not talk loudly. ---->No offence gujjus chagans - take a bath ever day. ----> No offence bhaiyyas - brush your teeth properly. bad breath is a not allowed in mumbai. ----No offence bhaiyyas - you must wear a shirt in when in public. - foothpath is not your home. if you have not made arrangement for a home in mumbai, pls do not come to mumbai. but if you are caught unawares, you can sleep in front of shabana azmi's house. ----> No offence bhaiyyas - do not spit in public places, specially after enjoying a paan. - do not relieve yourself in public or answer nature's call in public. - you must buy ticket when travelling by rail or bus. notwithstanding what you might have heard, public transport is not lalu's property. - when going back to your native state, pls spread the above word. thank you for visiting mumbai and being considerate.
