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don't get angry
by praja on Feb 02, 2008 12:26 PM
1.NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
2.Seen at a Railway Station- Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free.
3.Sign at a barber's saloon in Delhi- We need your heads to run our business
4.Seen on a bulletin board: Sucess is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
5.Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
6.Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
7.In a Massachusettes parking area reserved for birdwatchers: "Parking for birds only."
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