New NRI MNC for Paan and Gutka.... Owner Kris iyer...... There is more to Paan in Indian culture than some simple-minded people realise. Paan was used by ancient Hindus as an "aphrodisiac". I think even fresh NRIs know what this term means. Vatsyayana - some NRIs may not know who this person was - the author of Kama Sutra mentions very nice formulae for making "special" Paans. Since I read a bit of Sanskrit, I have the secret recipes. Some foreign firms making viagra have been trying to steal these secret recipes from me. That is why these days, I dress like Raj Arora and go about cursing every Indian chewing paan. That way, the spies will think, I am totally against Paan. Vatsyayana thinks - I agree with him - Indian women look stunningly beautiful after chewing Paan. Their eyes and limbs glow, they smile in a very inviting glitz, all very irresistible even to Sanyasis. When Menaka was trying to disturb Viswamitra's Tapas, she had chewed Paan before approaching him. That is in the Purana I am writing now. Paan slows down metabolism and the heart-rate, so strong emotions like anger are mitigated. If Hitler had chewed Paan, he would have been a peace-loving person. Hindus and Muslims who chew Paan together never fight with each other. They remain life-long friends. I know it by experience and observation. In fact, I told my friend Mush over the phone to take Paan Suphari with Zirdari and Nawaz (also my friends), then all this impeachment talk would be forgotten.
