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A New NRI Company to Market
by Kris iyer on Aug 10, 2008 07:47 AM

Raj Arora may be interested. I am incorporating a company in the USA to make and market "Paan and Gutka" in America. I need a business partner there. A simple-minded fresh NRI would suit me best.
1) I have already paented varieties of Paan - Benarsi, Maithili, Bhojpuri, Kolkotta, "Kashmiri Mufti" and "Kashmiri Mufti ka Bheti" and so on.
The last two Paans, if you are Hindu, you can only smell them, ownership will NOT be transferred to you. After smelling, you must return the Paan to the shop. But you must pay the same full price as muslims who can eat the paans. Hindus have to pay Kashmiris for nothing in return. That is in the Indian Constitution.
2) For brand ambassador, I am considering Brinda Karat or Arundhati Roy, being Pinkos already, you know. But Pinkos often ask for more money than capitalists, so I may have to ask Mrs.Madhuri Dixit Ram, who already lives in USA.
3) My advertising slogan will be, "Say No to Viagra, Say YES to Paan" - sex sells in KaliYug.
4) I will offer 50 cents refund for everyone who returns their "Paan juice" in the same plastic container. That way Raj Arora will be happy, see.
5) I will use this Paan Juice in a special "anti-theft" device I have invented. Because car thefts are high in the USA, my device will squirt Paan Juice on any simple-minded thief who tries to start the car without punching a code into my new device.
As Raj Arora will confirm, Paan Juice will not wash off easily. We can catch the thief easily.

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