i must narrate an anecdote here about advani, the man of vision. pm mm singh is fond of golf. one day he comes home gloomy, and tells his wife, "i am quitting golf. my eye sight has gotten so bad. i hit a ball and i can't see were it goes".
so his wife says, "why don't you take your friend advani with you. he has a great eyesight". mms: i guess i will give him a try. besides, people think he is man of vision. so, mms and advani, the two 80plus guys, head off to the gold course the next day. mms hits a long drive from the tee, squints but can't see the ball. he turns to advani: did you see the ball? advani: of course, i did. i have a perfect vision. mms: where did it go? advani: hell, i can't remember.
