Recently i went to shit in a public toilet and after shitting . I tried to on the pipe and then suddenly a voice asked ..This shithole is reserved for TRIBES from AMAZON forest only and it asked please enter your Tribe userid and password ... I had to go home with shit in my Bass ...
I went to a hotel as i was very hungry and ordered masala dosa and sambhar vada.The waiter came back with a machine and said the same thing ..please enter your TRIBE userid and password . Then i said i am not a TRIBE and the waiter came back with another menu which has only 2 items .. 1)Left overs of the Tribes 2)crow biriyani with TRIBE SHIT SAUSE .....
Can indian Government please make a facility for me to get converted to a TRIBE ..
