Practice Yoga and learn to do pranayama. Consume as much air as possible, even if it be polluted - till it kills either your apetite or you.
Lead ascetic life. Cut short all extras like pulse, oil, ghee, masala, etc. Then you will not need rice / wheet either!
Wait till some commit suicides. Our government will come with statistics saying this is suicide and not death of squalor. After some more months, they will give you loans. Do not hurry to repay. Just before election they will any way waive the loans, that is, if you manage to survive till then.
Whenever you feel hungry, keep saying, this is some universal phenomenon. We have no magic wand to satiate this hunger. Let us wait till the matter settles down globally.
Keep buying Color TVs, Cell Phones, gadgets, all that come cheaper than food material. You will forget hunger while enjoying your technological marvels and your ability to afford it.
Remember, long ago our Lal Bahadur Sastriji suggested one day fasting in a month to support our army during wars. Now let us eat only one day in a month to support ourselves.
If you still have difficulties keep reading message board in Rediffmail.com and emailing some nonsense like this.
