Hey, what's up? Why are you feeling so sad? Just cheer up! Today is the day for our celebration! We Indians have now made it to the top of the world -- we are the 'most racist' of all the nations!!! What an achievement by our most revered politicians! And million thanks to our Supreme Court for giving it the final nod! No, today we realize, dreams of our great freedom-fighters like Netaji, Gandhiji etc, were indeed far-fetched -- Indian can never become an "Azad Hind"! After 60 years of our so-called independence, the world of today is witnessing the real "Discovery of India"! "Heil the Indian Hitlers....."
