Business persons are welcome in bhaymutka pradesh to setup new business. Following are some guidelines on how to setup a business in my estate sorry I mean state. 1) I demand only 30% of investment amount as my commission to setup a new business beside 20% shares of company, this will be off the record and should be deposited to my swiss accounts (please contact cabinet secretary for account number and other details) 2) We also provide staffing solution with best IAS and IPS officers that could be deputed as clerical and security staff. I charge each IAS and IPS officer 80% of there collection towards my socical security fund. 3) Party MLAs and MPs might demand there own share if new company is setup in there area. Big Corporates need not to worry as MLAs and MPs are shameless and aimless morons in this state ready to take off there cloths for small change, pay them there small change and u won't have any labour strike or any other problem in the area. I charge some percentage of MLAs and MPs collection towards Party Fund. 4) As this state is a bhay mukt state so you don't have to pay anything to any Mulayam's goondas as long as you have paid to local MLAs and MPs 5) You will have to provide 100% reservation to Dalit and Kamjor varg. 6) Escort service available only when I am free. I will charge separetely for that and will depend on hours and number of people using service.
Disclaimers - There will be no gurantee of land, water or electricity. You will
