Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
What is the center of gravity? The alphabet V !
Who should be your best friend at school? Your princi-pal!
How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters? ICE!
What school do you greet people in? Hi School !
Why did child take a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil :There it is TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ? Pupil : I did !
TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment sentence!
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
TEACHER : What shape is the world in? Pupil : Rotten !
