Thats a nice resolution.. Do all those things... But most important, Prevent your dad from getting married for the 4th time.. and stop his three wives (including your ammi) from dating their drivers...
And yeah! Get some bubble gum and cover "your tip" he..he..he...
God Bless you and next time, early in the morning dont sit under the cow to get fresh urine to drink and bath... U might get a cow dung helmet.. ha..ha..ha..
