Heck, with such model citizens like these caring comrades, India doesn't need outside enemies. As they say, people deserve the govt they have, and boy, do they! Yessirr! The brainless, dimwitted, chldlike aam aadmi are so easliy fooled by a few rupees, some free hooch, and promises of a kilo or two of free rice, and presto - any two-bit criminal can get their vote - on the cheap.