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Porkistan carriers !!!
by Abhimanyu Malhotra on Oct 12, 2007 06:14 AM

Careers in Pakistan



If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows :



JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination



IIT - International Institute of Terrorism



IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management



CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban



IAS - Iraq after Saddam



M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology



GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism



TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages



GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism



MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies



MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

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