Citizen%u2019s of India and all fellow Kanadigas: wake up%u2026. I am the great son of the great Deve Gowda. I have so far made only 10% if what my Dad looted. The last deal I signed before this old BJP Yedi started murmuring, Viz., DLF and Dubai fixer for New Bangalore City project offered my wife%u2019s cousin just 5 crores, while project was Rs 60,000 crores They envy us & say my son can%u2019t drive his Hummer at midnight%u2026he needs butter chicken after his double scotch. That smart ass of a Janardan Reddy and his brothers from Bellary exposed everything, including a video in which my ministers revealed my split in all deals%u2026But: nothing happened, why don%u2019t you understand? Our great Italian Auntie has always protected us We have an army of swift monkeys, black money pots and muscle crooks. My Appa%u2019s political secretary, the crooked YSV Datta (jailed twice for cheating) has even bugged rivals like Karge, DK Shivkumar, Ananth Kumar or R Ashok with help from our vokkalinga CID and Gandibazzar film Industry extras. Educated folks like you and that old loser Narayana narayana from Infosys or that Ajeeebji in Wipro call our family uncultured idiots%u2026Phew. Well, we don%u2019t care, we were cheapo farmers from Hassan and Mandya We are now proud illiterates like our great friend Laloo Prasad. We become billionaires unlike you losers. Anyway, in the name of God and uplifting the poor dodo%u2019s of Karnataka, I, my Appa and my brother the great Revanna (PWD minister) decided to teach all
