mmsingh: pope ki jai. namaste, o leader of communal forces. vajpayee: namaskar, namaskar. wahe guru; than you for thinking of me and dropping by, o leader of sikh-killer party. m: shhhhhhhhh, koi sun lega. wahe guru, naheein, pope ki jai bolo. v: so, what brings you here, dharam bhooley? m: it was not my decision. amrikis want me to seek your co-operation for the nuke deal. v: so you went round the world only to end up here. m: well, many centuries ago a certain pope had said earth is not round, it is flat. v: well, the amrikis too say the same thing. what;s his face - yeah, that guy tom freidman. he has been teaching the amrikis that earth is flat too. i will advise you not to listen to those bush guys. m: i most certainly don't want to listen to them. if i can help it, i wouldn't want to go thr' their airports. but the lady insists we got to sign this deal. she says if it is good for the white folks, it is good for the browns. you know like it used to be in the old days when a friend of britain was a friend of us - before azadi. v: so, what you are saying is india has no azadi now. m: how can the country be azad when its prime minister is not azad? v: you got a point there. you want to be azad? m: neki aur poochh poochh? of course. hey, wait a minute, your face tells me you see a solution. v: quit congress and join bjp. m (all lit up): now that's a deal. but would bjpvalas take me in? v: jis ka koi nahin, uska bjp. go on, and declare new elections. m: wahe guru ki jai.
